Asphamy

What is Asphamy?


1.

The act of being an ass.

ASPHAMY: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.

When you're texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he's all "sorry i was eating" and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take FIVE FREAKING SECONDS to say that he had to go.

Girl: Lol. I know

(two hours later)

Girl:....?hello...

(5 hours later)

Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.

Girl: Asphamy -_-...

See ass, ew, yuck, no, way, fatty


41

Random Words:

1. When a male has sex with a female that hasnt washed her vagina in a month and is overly covered in hair. The male then sticks his penis ..
1. Enamored (i.e., crushing on someone). Meaning derived from the sound made when pronouncing each letter: NMR'd = "En Em Ar&apos..
1. The act of not being able to attain a boner (Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face) John: Doc Is something wrong? Doct..