What is Asphamy?
1.
The act of being an ass.
ASPHAMY: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.
When you're texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he's all "sorry i was eating" and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take FIVE FREAKING SECONDS to say that he had to go.
Girl: Lol. I know
(two hours later)
Girl:....?hello...
(5 hours later)
Boy
friend : Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.
Girl: Asphamy -_-...
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