Asphyxi-wank

What is Asphyxi-wank?

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

See asphyxiwank, wank, strangle, asphyxiate, masturbate

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