Aspinall Edit Meaning

1. A term used to describe a person that exceeds the normal douchebag status. A gartelman is normally a frequent liar and, in many cases,..

1. when you drop anchor and their are different shapes, smells, texture, and steam coming from five or more sections of your log. Holy cra..

1. when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass..