Aspirin Ass

What is Aspirin Ass?


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describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

See blegs, flat ass, assless, white-guy butt, elephant syndrome, negative booty


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