Aspley Edit Meaning

1. A middle-aged skank. Someone in their late thirties and older, who dresses like a tarty teenager or young adult but is clearly too old t..

1. Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with. Ma..

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..