Ass-

What is Ass-?


1.

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!

Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?

Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!

Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night

Dude 2: How much?

Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto

Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!

Chicagoan: What's the temperature?

Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill

Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

See ass change, insignificant, a lot, less


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