A.s.s. Edit Meaning

1.

A Stupid Statement.

Ryan says:

LOL means laugh out loud

John says:

Ass.

_____

A.s.s.

See ass, word, statement, lol

2.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.

After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.

See ashley simpson, ass, hype, hyperbole, marketing, dishonesty, truth, understatement

3.

Acronym for after school shit.

The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school

"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"

"What? You did someone in the ass?

"No stupid! an After School Shit!"

See ass, a.s.s., shit

4.

Annoying Sister Syndrome

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.

See ass, girl, etc, sister, cock, fuck, curb

5.

Alliance of Smokers who Smoke

I love me some ganja plus some camels after a bowl. I belong to A.S.S.

See weed, brandon, zak, smokers, non-smokers, The Great Brandini

6.

Alcohol Sadness Syndrome is a condition where the effects of heavy alcohol consumption causes sadness and depression the following day.

I feel like A.S.S. today because of all the alcohol I consumed last night.

See sadness, syndrome, alcohol, condition