What is Ass Armor?
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When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!
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