Ass Baby Edit Meaning

1.

1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.

Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.

See anus, assbaby, ass-baby, butt sex, carrot top

2.

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.

See ass, ass clown, ass child, accident, technical virgin

3.

A very very large bowel movement

4.

n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.

5.

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

See caulk, corn, drips, ass licker, standby

6.

An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.

I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.

See ass, shit, toilet, nuggets, butt

7.

A mediocre sketch-comedy show...

Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!