What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.
Female-specific varian..
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a foul odor that is highly offensive; pungent
Alan, in drafting, hasn't taken a shower for eons and smells like a sack full of ass..