What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
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To deficate in a runny manner on a girl's chest, and then proceed to staddle her while holding her breasts together and drive your ..
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Noun: When a person is so Fatthat the back of their neck resembles a pack of Sausages.
Commonly found on fat men who shave their heads...
