What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
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When you have no idea what to say for a come back, or how to express your emotions.
"Dude, your mom is a milf!"
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The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.
"If she doesn't stop nattering," said..
