What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad...
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A guy who cares for you with all his heart and would do absolutely anything for you. Someone who will spend time with you just so that t..
