What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in
husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls"..
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A state of being most closely resembled by an attitude exemplifying "Ballz to the Wallz"; also, an entity that is defined by r..
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Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.
You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to..