What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
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When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!
Hey! soph you wan..