What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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short and stubby toes that look like gummy bears.
Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don..
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strong sexy itailians,that you dont want to mess with
"holly crap that guy just messed with the wrong bartolotta"
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An African-American policeman, whose skin is so dark that it seems purple, allowing him to betray even other black people. Purple tigers..
