What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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The act of defecating into a sock followed by hitting another person with said sock. The outward appearance of the sock should resemble ..
