What is Ass Bagel?
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Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
Random Words:
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a black person's cock
Leslie B. liked her tarragon delight by the yard.
See cock, unit, rod, sausage..
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a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, whe..
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crushing someone in hockey
That dude blindside burkettfucked me when i was about to score.
See check, hit, slam, fuck, hard..