What is Ass Ball?
1.
An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!
2.
Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths. Solidified plaque/phlem/muscus balls that deposit themselves in the back of your throat/tonsils/etc. Doesn't seem to remove itself unti it is coughed or hacked up. Smells awful...like ass. Tends to be yellow in color. Also known as "throat nugget"
Dude, I coughed up the biggest ass ball the other day. It was sick.
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3.
a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.
can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
