Ass Bandit Edit Meaning

1.

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

2.

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

See The Phantom

3.

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

See butt pirate, homo, ben, steve, bum dart

4.

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

5.

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

See colon cowboy, butt voyager, analman

6.

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

See fag, homo, fairy, homosexual

7.

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit

noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)

1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.

2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLAis composed entirely of ass bandits.

2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

See nambla, ass burglar, ass pirate, anal pirate, pederast, don juan