What is Ass Bead?
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The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)
Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!
That guy's a fuckin ass bead!
Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!
Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!
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An obese person.
That has got to be the biggest salad-doger in the world!
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Likes food a little too much
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