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Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM..
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My anti-drug.
-Hey man, wanna shoot some herion?
-No way bro, I just bought a new box of Honey Bunches of Oats.
See cereal, god, yum,..