Ass Bib

What is Ass Bib?


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A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.

The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.


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