Ass Bleed

What is Ass Bleed?

The rare occasion of when ether your butt blubbers bleed or your actual sphincter starts bleeding (not funny).

John:dude, my jeans are wet with red stuff (says stupidly)Did i have a period?

Garth: No, fuckhead you have had an ass bleed (giggles)

See ass, bleed, arse, azz

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