Ass Bomb

What is Ass Bomb?


1.

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The act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one's asshole. Ass bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication.

I did a couple of ass bombs and was totally plastered last night.

See tampon, tampons, asshole, drinking games, alcohol

2.

The word Ass-Bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. When your friend passes out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare ass on his face.

"Hughes just laid a muddy Ass Bomb on John".

3.

A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction ( WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:

Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

Silent But Deadly(SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.

The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.

The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.

Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!

Dude 2: What are you talking about?

Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!

See fart, silent but deadly, trouser cough, flatulence, poot

4.

A weapon in which one launches himself into the air with as much trajectory as humanly possible to bring his own body down upon his victim's back/shoulder region in a gravity-powered buttock blow.

Warning: some may die as a result of an ass bomb.

"Haha, Jake, you just received an ass bomb BITCH!"


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