What is Ass Boner?
1.
The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.
"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"
"Go use the bathroom then."
"Ahk, ill be back."
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2.
When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.
Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!
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3.
When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.
"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"
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