What is Ass Brand?
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The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!
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The man with the largest penis at an orgy or gangbang.
Always being king of the room is pretty fine, but I hate always having to go slo..
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to get fingered
OMG, my engine was started last night
See finger, fingering, hand job, blow job..