What is Ass Breath?
1.
Very, very bad breath resulting from being an asshoover.
Curtis has ass breath.
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2.
The breath of a vegetarian. They sit around smuggly odering carrot juice and similar shit, thinking that they're the cat's meow, when in fact, you could weld with their breath.
He: This Volvo was owned by a Professor.
She: How do you know?
He: can't you smell the ass breath?
3.
adver-noun. one who possesses breath which, in itself, possesses an aroma similar to that found within the anal regions of unkempt persons; the breath may or may not be visible in ALL temperatures, but the presence is identifiably by the turning of stomachs of those made to endure the stench.
Man, that girl is FINE as HELL, but she has ass breath!
