What is Ass Burger?
1.
A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.
Dude, you smell like an ass burger.
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2.
Ass burger
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
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When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!
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4.
Another term for anal sex.
"Hey Honey, why don't I stick some meat in between your buns and make an ass burger?"
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5.
riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!
dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111
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