What is Ass Burn?
1.
what you say in georgia for some asprin
Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds
jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass
2.
Game played by children on west side of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw the ball for every rock in their hole.
This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can get a game of ass burn going. Tell him not to invite his skid brother Todd or his friend, Sab.
