What is Ass Butter?
1.
The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.
I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.
2.
The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.
There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.
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3.
That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.
Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.
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4.
what comes out from a girls ass after sex
your ass is buttering!
5.
a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.
Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you
silly clown !"
6.
What comes out of a gay guys ass after sex. Shorter version is "AB"
"You (lick or like) the AB dont you" or "That AB on your chin"
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7.
A nice smooth spread that comes out the ass after sex. It can be used on toast or other foods.
Dave saved his ass butter in the fridge for dinner.
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