Ass Cabbage

What is Ass Cabbage?

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag

2.) A fat chick

3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

See ass, cabbage, douchebag, fat, chick

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