Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Heterosexual Lifemate

1. 1) Your straight best friend 2) Your partner in crime 3) Your sidekick "My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Sil..

9/11'ed

1. The act of flying/driving something into a building/vehicle and killing people in the process. Dude that drunk guy 9/11'ed my frie..

Zoosky

1. A synonym to hot, but only Mr. Zoosk calls you that, OHYABBZ Mr. Zoosk: Someone thinks you're Zoosky! See hot, cool, sexy, zoosky..

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