Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Raping Stick

1. A long pointy stick usually poked into any cavity, usually the arse but can be other places like the ear, eye etc. Mush respect: just r..

Shooteng

1. (n) a shithouse South African clothing label designed for the colourblind 'man about town' whose lack of taste has no boundari..

Zooza

1. An electric coffee grinder used to chop up weed. Oi cunt! Swing us the Zooza so I can chop up this fat bud and get hella blazed. See w..

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