Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Failstorm

1. Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a ..

Mwuah

1. A big wet, soppy, somewhat hard, yet pleasurable kiss either on the cheek or on the lips; more often than not, accompanied by the same s..

Quincter

1. Quivering Sphincter(Aka quivering rectal sphincter/orifice (for med students who know there's more than one sphincter)) A real ass..

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