Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Koomi

1. Someone who survives on cookies and popsicles. A koomi can have the occasional urge to grind up and eventually consume people who do not..

Your Moms Box

1. your mothers vagina yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch. 2. ..

Poached

1. verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk. "I got so poached last night." See drunk, sloshed, wasted, hammer..

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