Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Hand Bag

1. An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse. "Dave is such a hand bag, his girlf..

Champagne Blowjob

1. When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they&..

Gersty

1. Beer. Comes from the German, gerstensaft, for brew. I'm going to get some gersty See beer, brew, brizzle, coors..

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