Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

[haylea]

1. The name Haylea is normally given to one who is extremely sexually appealing. Usually blonde (sometimes a red head) with blue eyes &..

Hot Lunch And Warm Beer

1. shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer See randal..

Utah Rainy Day

1. The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus. Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked c..

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