Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?


1.

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

2.

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!


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