Ass Cactus

What is Ass Cactus?

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

Jewboy

1. (Can be used on a Jew or a regular person) A immature, annoying, funny, potato latka eating guy Yo Lucas, I mean Jewboy! See jew, yidd..

Loomis Sniff

1. The act of sniffing bodily fluid stains left on one's couch, bed sheets, etc. following a night of drunken fornication or intercour..

Jellybeaner

1. A immigrant or (beaner) who just crossed the border and got shot on the stomach causing "jelly" to come out jelly as in intest..

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