What is Ass Cancer?
1.
a person who keeps following you around
I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer.
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2.
A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.
Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)
