What is Ass Candy?
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Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man
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2.
It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.
Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!
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3.
comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon
ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit
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4.
a super hot or gorgeous guy/girl
OMG! That was some major yummy ass candy we saw at the concert.
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5.
A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
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6.
1. Bits of crap that hang on the
2. Candy for the ass. Like
3. A really nice bum!
1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'
2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'
3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
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7.
Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an
Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!
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