Ass Caroler

What is Ass Caroler?


1.

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

See ass, carol, christmas, queer, salad, toss


85

Random Words:

1. A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball. Hey Reche, pull up you..
1. An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for..
1. the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his a..