Ass Caroler

What is Ass Caroler?

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

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