What is Ass Carpet?
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A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.
'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'
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the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.
Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?
Rick: It burns...
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When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.
I jus..
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An amazing band that's gypsy/punk. Very different but better then most of the bands on the radio today.
person one: i wish i knew ..
