Ass Carpet

What is Ass Carpet?

1.

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

See butt, ass, hair, scuzzle butt

2.

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

See ass, carpet, cunt, chode, bet, cholo
57

Random Words:

Fat Fuk
1. A person who is so fat that he sweats no matter what. It does not matter where you are or how hot or cold it is, you sweat. Many obese..
Read more
Ewoc
1. Short for Eyes Wide Open Continually and used to describe someone who always keeps their eyes open despite what's going on around t..
Read more
Mimszinski
1. ('mims-zin-ski)1. n: One who lives miserably or regimentally to preserve and/or hoard his wealth. 2. Of or belonging to the family..
Read more