What is Ass Carpet?
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A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.
'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'
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the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.
Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?
Rick: It burns...
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Random Words:
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Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.
Andy "I scrump off a farm near me&..
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meaning everything and nothing at the same time/almost like ''meh'' .
girl1:hey did u like what i did to my hair?
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