What is Ass Carrot?
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A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
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Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)
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