Ass Carrots

What is Ass Carrots?


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These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.

Ass Carrots are so delicious!

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