What is Ass Cheese?
1.
A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.
I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.
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2.
The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.
Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.
3.
Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.
I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.
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4.
The remaining fecies left in someones ass-hole usually due to improper wiping procedures after one drops a log.
Petes ass cheese was potent enough to attract a herd of mice.
5.
1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.
I just picked some ass cheese from my butt
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6.
the hot musky sweaty and maybe a little shitty residue left on the asshole after going toilet and not wiping very well which gives off a strong smell and can be very tasty
i spread her ass cheeks apart and rubbed her asshole and could smell her sweaty musky shitty ass cheese on her asshole that wasn't very clean and i licked it
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7.
the nasty "extras" that are left behind when one doesn't wipe properly.
Bob moons group of people....
People: Ew what is on your ass!!!
Bob: nothing...
Dancing leprechan in corner: OMG IT"S ASS CHEESE!
People: YOU NASTY!
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