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Ironic in the Alanis Morissette way, but not in the literary definition of ironic way.
Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic..
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Jagermeister-RedBull boilermaker
Jager in a shot glass dropped into half a can of Red Bull in a highball glass makes a Jager Bomb! Enjo..
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Masturbate.
Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like t..