Ass Chocolate

What is Ass Chocolate?


1.

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite

jeremy: dude want some s'mores?

philo: sure dude

jeremy : its very delicious

philo: ok like take you man

jeremy: how was it?

philo: dude that was a good s'more

jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate

philo : *dies* >.<

See shit, poo, caca, sinker, chocolate

2.

Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.

"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."

See feces, shit, turd, cable, hershey


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