What is Ass Chocolate?
1.
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite
jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<
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2.
Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.
"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."
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