Ass Clock

What is Ass Clock?

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."

"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

See ass, clock, anus

Atxing

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Zevonist

1. One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit'..

1. Abbreviation of oral stimulation of a vagina Nick: "give me a :P(I)" Samantha: "Oh Shit!" See oral, sex, vagina, ..

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