Ass Clock

What is Ass Clock?


1.

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."

"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

See ass, clock, anus


78

Random Words:

1. 1. A woman with the 'condition' of being ridiculously attracted (generally sexually) to a soldierin uniform. 2. A Woman who ..
1. (kah - nee - val) verb - 1. to try with reckless abandon; 2. to act audaciously; 3. to focus on the effect as opposed to the result. 1...
1. 1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner. 2. A characte..