Ass Clock

What is Ass Clock?

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."

"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

See ass, clock, anus

Zeitoun

1. Place with a REAL sighting of mary the virgin used for the brith of jesus,In a zeitoun in eypgt up in a coptic church,seen by 14 people,..

Ventriliquist

1. While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He ..

E.l.

1. E.L. stands for "Enjoy Life". You're leaving from your friends house: "Bye John. E.L." (you let out a smirk w..

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