Ass Cobbler

What is Ass Cobbler?

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

W.w.f.d

1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..

Orgasmathon

1. Having multiple, shitty orgasms. The orgasmathon includes multiple armpit farts and a hairy butt. "Last nights sex was so bad, I h..

Quelch

1. Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc. "Stop quelching,..

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