Ass Cobbler

What is Ass Cobbler?

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

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