Ass Cold Edit Meaning

1.

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

See ass, cold, frozen, chilly, butt

2.

Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues

Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?

Dude I can't shake this ass cold.

See squirts, shits, the runs