Ass Commander Edit Meaning

1. When an old shy looking man gives you a blowjob. First used to describe a friend's dad in a funny ass joke on the way home on BART..

1. When you are fucking a girl in the asshole, then you feel the need to take a piss. Since there's no where else to go, you piss into..

1. When a guy plays with a girls pussy and fingers her too much and too hard until the outskirts of her lips turn bright red and her clit i..