Ass Commander Edit Meaning

1. synonym for telephone that can be used as noun -see telepine "Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone." ..

1. A band from Denver, Colorado from the 1990's. I really dig Phantasmorgasm. See phantasm, orgasm, phantasmorgasm, phantasmagoria..

1. The man with the largest penis at an orgy or gangbang. Always being king of the room is pretty fine, but I hate always having to go slo..