Ass Commander Edit Meaning

1. The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper. Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do t..

1. A romantic way to pleasure the ladies. She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch...

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..