Ass Commander Edit Meaning

1. The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS! I gave that slut the rocky..

1. The way in which a retard would spell 'orifice'. "I am a complete douche. Orafice." See spelling, error, retard, o..

1. quarter to crunk is the time right before the party begins. YO Will, what time is it? Quarter to crunk! See crunk, drunk, sloshed, pa..