Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?

1.

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std
7

Random Words:

Quaker Fuck
1. To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin h..
Read more
Scandipop
1. Scandinavian dance pop music. The more insane and frenetic and bouncy, the better. See: Ace of Base, Whigfield, and Aqua. Dude, let&a..
Read more
Zuntata
1. The name of Taito's (video game studio) "house band". Composed (among other things) the Bubble Bobble soundtrack. Now is..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free