What is Ass Condom?
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1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)
1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."
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A girl with exceptionally large breasts.
Dude, that girl in the tank top has some major league yabos.....
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Zimzadolack: Very sad and heavy hearted. In a state of severe depression.
"That kid is zimzadolack again"
"Again?"..
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incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height
christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that..
