Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?


1.

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std


7

Random Words:

1. the action of sleeping (like in cartoons when the illustration shows the letter z above the sleeping character) dude1: man, yesterday i..
1. A grocery cashier/college student by day... but by night, the best animeartist in the history of the entire world! She's pretty, t..
1. The ability to watch a movie repeatedly without becoming nauseated by it. Equilibrium has great action sequences. I could watch it agai..