Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?

1.

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std
7

Random Words:

Donna Boat
1. the E.T. ride in universal studios amusement park, in florida, that smells like FOREST/FARTS! can be used as an insult. your such a fuc..
Read more
58th Base
1. Sex with Shawn Micheal Graves. This is all. Its worth it. I'm magical. Me+You, your sister, your mother, your grandmother and y..
Read more
Dane Job
1. A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dan..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free