Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?


1.

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std


7

Random Words:

1. A woman who puts her hand into her underwear, slips it into her vuh jay jay and then smells it. I watched Bea pull off a huge vooger an..
1. It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies! I'm gettin..
1. Higher than high one step beyond zooted often acoseated wit kush or headdies me: zoopy you: did you jus zoppy? me: ha See zoopy, z..