What is Ass Condom?
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1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)
1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."
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A generic term for any small, yappy dog.
(inspired by Fawlty Towers)
Guest: He's a little Shitzu.
Major: Is he? What breed?
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when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded.
d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos...
d00d 2: d00d, that is queertard..
