Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?

1.

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std
7

Random Words:

V8 Slap
1. Slapping another person's forehead with the backside of your palm, as popularized in the commercials for a certain tomato juice. D..
Read more
Neeners
1. (n) nee-nurs Genitals of either sex The cock and balls form a system of neeners. See neens, gens..
Read more
Aintcha
1. Contraction of "ain't" and "ya"; means "aren't you." Gettin' a big head, aintcha? Aintcha..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free