Ass Condom

What is Ass Condom?


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1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.

2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."

- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."

- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

See heterosexual, anal, condom, protection, std


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