Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Zipper Dick

1. the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans. ..

Tighty Whitey Man

1. A Man I Found On a Website With Alot Of Pictures of him in tighty whiteys by Old Navy ....... so i named him tighty whitey man Ayyyyyy ..

Career Center

1. A meeting place for goofies and other retarded folk. Sometimes they come to learn about specific job related skills. 99% of the students..

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