Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Yggdrasill

1. Drug taking machine from The Wirral "More *insert any drug name here* anyone?" 2. Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves o..

1. a space-filling meaningless word, synonym for um a response that what someone else said was dubious in some way. er, I don't know..

You Shut Up

1. A quick response from a person being told to shut up. POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!" ME : "What?" ..

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