Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Brahma Bullwipe

1. After engaging in a long session of sexual activities and your partner goes to the bathroom to freshen up you proceed to take her pillow..

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Zack Effron

1. gay as a bent stick. ur such a ZACK EFFRON. See zack, effron, gay, bent, stick, weirdo, poofter..

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