Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Cherry Cheese Cake

1. Cum on her face and punch her in the nose. 2. 1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, an..

Jew Whore

1. A jew, figuratively, who is so cheap they would sell their body for money. Smedi: Daniels can you spot me some money for the movie? Pim..

Underhand Sneeze

1. Another term for "jerkin off". "I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the..

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