Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Octum

1. An eight-some. (eight people having sex, like an orgy, but with EXACTLY eight people) Good fun! Me and my seven friends had sex one nig..

Kisp

1. verb: When two gay fags rub their dicks togethers. It is sort of like a kiss but penis to penis. Blake wants to kisp with Bam Margera. ..

Assmonk

1. a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning. Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk! See ass, monk, assmonkey ..

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