Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Fhtagn

1. A crucial part of the chant which calls forth the attention of Cthulhu, who slumbers in dread R’lyeh. "Ph'nglui mglw'naf..

Zoot

1. A spliff or joint Fancy a zoot? 2. zoot is another word for marihuana cannabis, a spliff weed or a joint i need a lighter 2 bun my z..

Emo Bitch Ass

1. A Sad Ass Kid Who Thinks Everything In This World Is Crap. emos Are Very Depressed and Try (and Fail) To Kill Themselves. They Usually B..

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