Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Oh My Lord Allah

1. say this when ur feeling crazy, like in a crazy hyper mood Rapphie:were going to mckiver river Me:Oh my lord allah! See seff, youssef..

Obeying Obama

1. having to do something for someone and not having a choice in the matter. and if you say something the media and people on their side wi..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

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