Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Offline Steppin

1. The act of tracking down and fighting someone in RL after an online altercation. Ria talked so much shit on the ravetrash messageboards..

Rtfd

1. Read the Fucking Description. Used in YouTube a lot when tools ask questions that are answered in the description. "wuts the song ..

Air Poop

1. fart geahjkl;wrasd;jioga!..

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