Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Jiggaboos

1. A large group of niggers. There are a lot of Jiggaboos breaking into my house. See jiggaboo, nigger, fuck, bitches, hoe, cock..

Fynris

1. A smooth handsome Shaman that possesses the patience of Job and the wisdom of the ages. Fynris is a smooth Shaman..

Lautenschlager

1. 1. A long penis 2. A type of German beer that no one heard of 1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager. 2. Let get crunked off lautenschl..

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