Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

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Dope.

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Voon

1. tight, trippy, awesome, cool, sweet "I like pie" "Voon!" See your mama 2. An interjection to exclaim excitement..

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