Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Cumfunnel

1. Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth. Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"! Elatio..

Swinging Sacks

1. Testicles I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox...

!@#$%

1. fuck. it's censored, but it means fuck. Mom: !@#$% !!!!! Kid: Gosh Mom, cant you just say FUCKKKKK! See fuck, censorship, !@#$%..

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