Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Gordonated

1. Having poor reactions, lacking coordination. Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept. See Fresh 2. Faggerific Ma..

Finger Check

1. The act of a person (typically teenage), sticking his/her finger down the pants of a lady. Then sneakingly smelling ones finger, to see..

Ligase

1. Short for DNA-ligase. An enzymewhich helps in DNA replication. Can be used as an insult (cheifly by biology students). I will ligase y..

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