Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

1. another word used for warcraft 3 so that you dont look like a nerd in public "dude, im gonna get on W3 tonight. u? See w3, wc3, w..

F.u.d.

1. - Fat/Ugly/Dyke - defined by but not limited to: butch dyke hair cut wearin,emo goth rockin,more carl than carly lookin ass carpet mun..

Princelfex

1. Royal display of medieval pwn. What do you mean WHY behead him? Because I can, of course! -princelfex- See prince, flex, medieval, pwn..

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