Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Zibbi Zibah

1. jsut some random twitchy word jj would say like drrr jj: zibbi zibbah!! you: STFU JEW! jj: drrr!!!!!! See cockblock..

Knigger

1. A way to say niggerwithout the usage seeming racially inclined. Haha man, you're such a knigger. See friend, genius, person, nigg..

Needledick

1. a small thin dick kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin 2. Man with an extremely small penis 3. One who suffers from "Dink..

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