Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Soft Index

1. a cock/dick which doesn't get hard erection Amanda's boyfriend has a soft index . See soft, index, cock, erection, hard..

Sex Messaging

1. Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call. "Dude, it's 3 am, you're a..

Red Scooter

1. p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outs..

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