Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Acidus

1. Smelling faintly of wee That guy is a little acidus. See picto..

Q.m?ark

1. q.m?ark used in the middle of the sentence its what all the cool kids (denise + teejay) are doing, also it will soon be the new craze. ..

Imnsfho

1. In My Not So F**king Humble Opinion. A spin on the phrase IMHO (In My Humble Opinion) - which also stands for "In My Honest Opinio..

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