Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Uken

1. 1. A necessary declaration in the game of X-sides Uken Tetherball when jumping from one quarter of the court to another, and after makin..

Fenger

1. When one inserts one or more fingers into a woman's vagina making a "come here" motion on the top of her vagina. Also ma..

E-queef

1. a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend..

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