Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Rule 12345

1. Rule 12345: Otherwise known as a reference and extension to "Murphy's Law" Whatever can go bad, will, and whatever ca..

Rumpet

1. Meaning the explusion of gas from the anus. Also known a a fart or anything else that means the same. "Dude, back up. I just let o..

Osting

1. To overcome seemingly unsurmountable odds surprising everyone around that person. Jose pulled off an Osting yesterday at the game. See..

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