Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Microsloth

1. A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft. Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows. See sherman..

Sikka

1. translates to 'sick of' No one really pronounces it sick of they say sikka. :D I'm so sikka school. See sick, frustr..

Hwtf!?

1. Holy What the FUCK!? One above wtf 1: Hey, did you know that when I eat cake I throw up? 2: HWTF!? See wtf, what the fuck, fuck, fec..

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