Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Your Mother 1

1. have or being with a "Little" mother Hey! Your Mother!..

Your Call Is Important To Us

1. Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually in..

Leg Monkey

1. Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type. Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey..

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