Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Ground Kebab

1. To do a massive, wide shit on the floor - as if to shit out a kebab. Nov: Dude I just did the most MASSIVE ground kebab in Ben's b..

Govbers

1. government numbers, assumed to be fictitious "Yes, I've seen the latest unemployment figures - but if you believe the govbers..

Zitzmark

1. The mark left in the snow after a HUGE wipeout either skiing of boarding (if your from colorado, check out the sign on the wall in the r..

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