Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Slide Trombone

1. The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night...

Ye Son

1. Its basically like YE MAYN (the MAYN is the word man but said all cajun like) so its like YE SON! all cajun like Person #1: "MMMM ..

Skunk Lap

1. when one must run a naked lap in beer pong due to the fact that the other team ended the game w/o having to drink any cups. dude those ..

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