Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Honeycomb Face

1. a person, who, when relaxes facial muscles, still has wrinkles on its forehead. damn, did you see that guy, he's a honeycomb face...

Preston Manning

1. The original leader of the now defunct Reform Party Of Canada. Both Sounded and looked like Canada's answer to Ross Perot Joe: Pre..

1. Short for George W. Bush, the Prez "W is as dumb as a tree stump" See birdie 2. George W. Bush Coke snorter, pot smoker, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Contractions Edit Meaning