Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Van Loon

1. A large amount of mass, which rivals the sun. Tub of diabetic lard, which has society value wat so ever. Bitch so ugly a mexican would..

Yayiss

1. An exclamation of delight; derivative of "yes" Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you. Jem: Yayiss! See ..

Omfoigm

1. A KID WHO HAS A TINY PENIS THAT HAS A BALLSACK GROWING OF THE TIP THAT IS UBER HAIRY wow omfoigm HATES CLOUD See omfoigm, poo, shit, t..

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