Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Jetter

1. A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory. He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter. ..

Dirty Magazines

1. Porn, such as playboy and penthouse. Many of us like dirty magazines See loco asshole..

Title Track

1. A song which is usually the artists favorite, that the artist chooses to name the album and the song. Liquid Swords Is the title track ..

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