Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Zoon

1. n. A term to describe a close friend. Hows my Zoon? Hey, whats going on Zooner? See zoon, zun, booswah..

Uncuntfortable

1. when stuck in a situation with a cunt you are particularly unfond of. alastair: hi guys! cameron: well this is uncuntfortable... See ..

Orcas

1. The coolest island in the world! In the Puget Sound. Technically in Washington, but not really. I live on Orcas. Orcas rules! Im leav..

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