Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

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1. spaceship. From All your base are belong to us!! Take off every zig! - Captain. See Eric..

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Swager Jacker

1. A person who jacksyour ideas and acts like he made or started that look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow See stole, jacke..

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