Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Ujoint

1. Making an alcohol run for those under 21 years of age. Yo, I'm running a ujoint, you need anything? See buyer..

Emusexual

1. Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus. That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual. See SWP..

Frombehinder

1. a female that one would only seduce in a "doggy style" like position. so i have say that rebecca girl is totally a frombehind..

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