Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Kuchow

1. the most awesome phrase ever. It can be used at any given moment. "Is this your weed" asked Mom. "Kuchow!!!!" i re..

Jettin

1. leaving a place quickly the cops are here so are we jettin?..

Mooky Scoot

1. a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty as..

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