Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Gange-il-ange

1. someone who loves to smoke ganja a lot and is open about their smoking. Tania, you're such a gange-il-ange! you smoke weed and are..

Triplegloid.

1. Somebody who is retarded three times over. An exceptionally stupid person. Derived from "triple" meaning three, and "Mong..

Therf

1. a person who steals for a living and does not have respect for the law. bill was always a therf in my eyes. See theif, robber, pick po..

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