Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Jan_tan

1. A lesbian little girl who's favourite past-time is stepping on men's testicles. One would prefer not to be labelled a jan_tan...

Ft; Fu

1. 'ft; fu' is the shortcut for saying: fuck that; fuck you Mark:Hey, I got a 98 on that test!!! Karl:ft; fu See fuck, that, ..

Creaming It

1. Verb - To use an excessive amount of lubeor lotionwhen masturbating I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creamin..

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