Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Off The Market

1. Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone. Can be abbreviated to OTM. Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her...

Lunchbagginit

1. 1. A person who does not care where they throw up. 2. Throwing up anywhere that is not a toilet. 3. A disrespectful act in which vomit..

Gotstang

1. A mythical, ninja-like character, often seen posting on mustangworld/forums Damn, look at that crazy ninja in his silva 6..

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