Ass Contractions

What is Ass Contractions?

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

Quadrasexual

1. Quadrasexual or Quad for short is somebody who has sex with either men, women, animals,dead people or dead animals, or all of the above ..

Up Talk

1. To make something, or someone, seem better that is really is. "He was totally up talking the event. When I got there it was lame.&..

Gallus

1. The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat "See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"..

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