Ass Cramps

What is Ass Cramps?

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park

timmy-no, i have ass cramps

chuck-lazy

timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps

chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day

timmy- no i got it from working yesterday

chuck-you got fired 3 days ago

timmy-well....well

chuck-lazy

See lazy, cramps, couch potato, ass

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