What is Ass Crap Machine?
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The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!
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