Ass Crayon

What is Ass Crayon?


1.

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.

- or -

I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.


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