What is Ass Cream?
1.
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
2.
cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.
Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.
Guy 2: Nice.
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3.
A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.
"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
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4.
medicine for hemorroids
I went through 16 tubes of ass cream
5.
Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type
Yall pass da ass cream?
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6.
The art of being a dumb ass
trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.
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7.
also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep
britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole
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