What is Ass Crickets?
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When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.
Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?
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Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
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