Ass Crippling Trots

What is Ass Crippling Trots?

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipemethod.

I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!

See pat - don't wipe, diarrhea, shit, hideous, poop

Maddenesque

1. Having a likeness to John Madden, or stating the obvious. Having a hard-on for Brett Favre is very maddenesque. Or saying "You ca..

Rugbied Up

1. buff and fit like a rugby player, for rugby. "Are you all rugbied up and ready for the season??" Asked Sofa. "Oh yeah, ..

Q4t

1. Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to e..

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