Ass Crippling Trots

What is Ass Crippling Trots?

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipemethod.

I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!

See pat - don't wipe, diarrhea, shit, hideous, poop

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Schlarg

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Go Go Gadget Biscuit

1. The act of sending a fart biscuit direct to someone's nostril over a very long distance. Dude 1: "Yo did you hear about that ..

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