Ass Crouton

What is Ass Crouton?


1.

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

See weave


42

Random Words:

1. (v.) To create, coin, or utilize a previously undefined word; to combine portions of one or more words, prefixes, and/or suffixes to pro..
1. 1. (n.) a substitute teacher in the school of palmerton high. Completely clueless. 2. (v.)walking through an orgy and asking for chang..
1. 1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive. 2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand. 1. "I hear Mardonius b..