What is Ass Crouton?
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the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
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To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down..
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When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person
Out of no where I got monkey raped.
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when a person (usually of great martial art..
