What is Ass Crouton?
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the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
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In polish it means to get drunk.
Mostly use when the life is hard of many reasons. You don't care and get drunk to forget.
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a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.
Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.
See mexican, jew, fro, pubic, hair..
