What is Ass Crouton?
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the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
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A nut-check but for a female.
Jose deserves a clam-check
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