What is Ass Crouton?
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the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
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(1) AKA cigarette smoking man. WGB Spender from the X-files or any similar MIB.
(2) Any anonymous secretive government official.
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A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.
"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are ..
