What is Ass Crouton?
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the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
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n. a phrase coined by several young men in search of a code word for an ugly person who is persistent & consistent in their efforts ..
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A drink made to spaz out. I.E. made from Orange soda mixed with pepsi, pure sugar, pixie stick powder, and smarties.
Dude, lets rave!!!..
