Ass Crud

What is Ass Crud?


1.

Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.

I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.

See poop, fart, turd, filth


43

Random Words:

1. v. Text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner. Commander1: Obey me! Follower1: Yes sir! (:&qu..
1. 1.A sur-name meaning "perfection Incarnate" or "Omniprescence" 2. Something one tries to achieve the form of. 3. ..
1. To have queer relations with another mans butt crack. Man, I would love to queer his crack. or You're gay, I bet you would queer..