What is Ass Crud?
1.
Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.
I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.
The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.
See
Random Words:
1.
The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.
My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.
See tradesman
2.
A euphemism fo..
1.
A chad bowcut usually works for a tech support company, wears a white shirt and smells like poop. says jeah alot.
Chadbowcut is up fron..
