What is Ass Crud?
1.
Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.
I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.
The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.
See
Random Words:
1.
From the Simpsons: A top-secret project by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation aimed at getting the citizens of Springfield addicted to s..
1.
Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.
Eve was a gift from God to Adam.
See female, woman, chick, girl, girlfriend
2.
a..
1.
Used like these words: Wow, Awesome, Cool
Describes a neat activity
Chick: I'm going to the movies tonight.
Dude: Niftyismness.
..
