Ass Crunch Edit Meaning

1. aka "birthday" in text messaging Its my dividadw and your being mean to me. See birthday, text..

1. when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass. That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin ..

1. The place you go in order to save up money to buy the sword that you plan to use to kill your boss. Only three more days of w3rk my fri..