What is Ass Crunched?
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term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
Random Words:
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How you feel after you come back from vacation about 5 pounds heavier.
I'm just gonna have a salad for lunch. I feel wicked vacati..
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A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrati..
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A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.
Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room...
